G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Manly action based on a doll
With its release date shoved back to March (presumably to allow cinema chains to fit bigger screens to accommodate The Rock’s upper arms), the long wait is getting worse. With Channing Tatum now standing in Dwayne Johnson’s massive shadow, the trailer (featuring the world’s first vertical cliff-side sword fight) packs a fairly meaty punch even before Bruce Willis rolls up in the back of a truck toting a machine gun and tripping out one-liners.